We all know Meatloaf would do anything for love, but there are a few things he wouldn’t do…
He won’t try on a jacket outside the dressing room
He won’t watch your Instagram stories
He won’t go on a low-carb diet
He won’t have sex unless the air conditioner is on
He won’t drink Oat Milk
He won’t go apple picking
He won’t wait for you to finishing watching The Good Place
He won’t substitute cauliflower for rice
He won’t use that expensive Kiehl’s lotion for his dry elbows
He won’t ever know when an avocado is ripe
He won’t ever run to catch the train
He won’t go on a double date with you and your crystal-loving sister
He won’t explain why he owns strip lights
He won’t ever just dry off in the shower
He won’t introduce you as his girlfriend
He won’t wear that weird sweater your mom got him for his birthday
He won’t let you meet his college friend Steve
He won’t set your photo as the background on his phone
He won’t EVER take a paint and draw class
He won’t go a whole day without playing Fortnite
He won’t listen to a podcast while driving
He won’t ever send you a selfie, no matter how many times you ask
He won’t love anyone has much as he loves you
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