Check Out This Gift Guide, Ya Filthy Animal 🎁✨

‘Tis the season for giving, glowing, and getting just a little lifted. Forget socks and scented candles—this year’s gift guide is all about presents that spark joy, elevate the vibe, and guarantee you’ll be crowned MVP of the holiday crew. From luxe bling with a purpose to wild party tricks wrapped in coffin boxes, here’s Honeysuckle’s ultimate roundup of unforgettable gifts.

Crescent 9 10mg THC Party Pack

Because showing up empty-handed is a crime. These hemp-derived seltzers and energy drinks pack a fast-acting 10mg punch and come in party-ready bundles that scream Secret Santa flex. Bonus: Wobble brings caffeine for the cousin who spikes eggnog with espresso.
Price: $65–$300
Available online

RAW Phoenix Lighter

It’s Merry Litmas, not Merry Bic-mas. RAW’s Phoenix Lighter comes with a windproof flame, built-in poker, and refillable body—basically Santa’s sleigh for smokers. TSA-approved, pocket-ready, and cooler than Rudolph’s nose.
Price: $9.99
Available online and on Amazon

Zexi THC Water Variety Pack

The ‘I’m sober-ish now’ cousin still deserves a buzz. Think LaCroix’s edgy sibling: calorie-free, guilt-free, subtly flavored, and fast-acting for those survive-the-family-dinner vibes.
Price: $33–$90
Available online

Dialed Labs Barrel Sauna

Who needs a ski trip when you can biohack at home? This handcrafted, seven-seater sauna transforms a backyard into a Scandinavian wellness retreat. Perfect for the friend who already has everything—except their own sweat lodge.
Price: $9,499
Available online

Smoke Temple Cross Cone

Goth glam meets holiday magic. This cross cone (yes, shaped like a cross) comes in a coffin box and smokes smoother than any séance. For the Ozzy-obsessed or your Wednesday Addams-adjacent friend, it’s the ultimate stocking stuffer with bite.
Price: $4.99 (1g) / $13.00 (3g)
Available online

Muha Meds Cereal Milk Melted Diamonds Disposable (3.5g)

Imagine breakfast nostalgia fused with terpene-rich diamonds. Adjustable heat, sleek design, and clouds as curated as your Instagram feed. Stocking stuffer status: unlocked.
Price: $40
Available online

Perfect Pack Machine Bundle

Because teaching a man to roll is overrated. This machine packs cones tight to the filter—no fiddling, no wasted weed, no shame. Whether you’re gifting fat holiday blunts or quick dogwalkers, this is the holiday miracle every sesh deserves.
Price: $47
Available online

Dialed Moods Energy Shots

New Year, New You starts under the Christmas tree. These plant-powered shots deliver 4–6 hours of clean energy, focus, and a little euphoria—perfect for gym rats, athletes, or anyone trying to level up in 2026.
Price: $34.99 (five-pack)
Available online

Final Hit 🎄🔥

From $9.99 pocket lighters to $9K saunas, this guide covers every budget, vibe, and friend type—from the goth cousin to the wellness warrior. So whether you’re gifting responsibly, stocking up for the crew, or just treating yourself (we won’t tell), these picks will keep the holidays merry, bright, and lit.